Harmless, M.D.

(that's what my hair looks like at the piano)

In our last monthly church business meeting, I was really surprised. I was officially made the Music Director and the church secretary at my church. I've been doing the music there for maybe 5 years and since my brother became the pastor I've been a secretary, kinda.

So my question is...

Now that I am "officially" the Music Director, can I put "M.D." after my name?

I want a shirt that says this...